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Closet makeover!!

Exciting things our happening in the master closet!!



Stay tuned for more! ๐Ÿ™‚

– xoxo, Jessica


New Home Makeover Step 1: White Wash Fireplace

So when we were talking about moving in, my husband made me list what I absolutely NEEDED to have done in order to live there. I said hard wood floors installed…he didn’t think it was funny ๐Ÿ˜‰

One of my main *wishes* was to paint. We were lucky to have been able to fix up the place before we moved, so I wanted the majority of the interior painted while it was empty. Our old living room had an awesome navy wall that I loved, but I didn’t want to stick with the same exact colors so I searched for a dark teal.

Here was my Pinterest inspiration…




Grey, Dark Teal and Pops of Chartreuse โค

One problem to my vision…


This fireplace was really pissing me off. Frst of all, the stone is awesome, but the yellow and orange tones were throwing me for a loop. I talked about completely redoing the fireplace with my father in law and husband, but it just wasn’t an option at this point. I didn’t want to paint it because that always looks weird to me. I stumbled across a technique called whitewashing that tickled my fancy. You take white paint, water it down and it tones down the color. This is used a lot with brick walls and fireplaces, but I could not find a stone tutorial for the life of me! So…I decided to go for it anyways.



I had already stained the mantle, which was not the best timing. I definitely would have waiting until after the mess of whitewashing to do so, but whatever.

ImageLook how much better it is! This was the half way point. You can see the stark contrast now, but I think the stone keeps it’s natural integrity. It’s definitely not screaming PISS YELLOW at me any more!

ImageHere was the fireplace after I finished. For those wondering, I picked a flat interior off white color, it was Behr. I threw it in a bucket, dumped water into it (think 1 part paint, 3 parts water), no I did not measure, that’s not my style. I used a rough bristle exterior brush and tested one stone. I played with the water amount until I liked the tone I was getting. The water will drip and you will worry if you’re doing it right, but after a few minutes of freaking out it will work.

Let’s just take a break and look at that table. SICK. This is what moving looks like people. This is real like I’m showing you! Haha!

Without further ado…FINAL REVEAL


I could not be happier with the results. Honestly, I was planning on tearing up that black slate at the bottom, but the whitewashing makes it not so offensive to my eye any more.

Yay for step 1!

This same stone work is on our exterior. I’ve already began playing around with the idea of using the technique out there, but haven’t committed. Only time will tell!

– xoxo, Jess

A Very Thrify Christmas Swap: Reveal

I participated in a fun little bloggy adventure this Christmas. It was hosted by Lara’s Vintage and it was really fun!

Here were the rules:

1) Thrift a gift for a Blog partner (chosen by Lara)

2) Spend no more than $25 including shipping

3) Send it by the 17th

I was partnered with Megan from Simple Mum ๐Ÿ™‚ who, based in the short description I received from Lara, was looking for things for her kitchen. Well, I went thrifting and found this beast for $2…


Functional…but worn down to the bone. The chalkboard was just…done for…the corking destroyed, but in general it was sturdy and would be perfect in a kitchen, so I thought, why not make this thing my bitch and DIY it into perfection.

Step 1) Chalkboard paint
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Step 2) Paint the edges


Step 3) Re-cork…I forgot to take a picture of that nightmare haha SO HARD to cut to the right size, but I did it….here’s the final product


I think it ended up pretty cute, I went back and forth on if I should paint all the wood white, but I liked it with just the edges. Megan can always add more white, distress it, whatever if she wants ๐Ÿ™‚ Since I was still under the $25 mark (I had to buy cork which is pretty cheap, already had the white paint and chalkboard paint), I found a pretty cute Chicken picture kitchen-y thing at a different thrift store and an old cookbook to throw in for good measure! Of course I forgot to take a picture of those things, but whatever….


In my description I described my Christmas decor…that’s about it. I went into this for fun, so I wasn’t expecting anything over the top, but Megan delivered in a BIG way

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See? Look at that big old box! I was literally like a kid on Christmas just because of the big box haha


She found me THE CUTEST Christmas countdown Santa! Even added in some berries which totally goes with my decor.

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At first, I didn’t see that all the numbers were in the box and was excited anyways…then I FOUND ALL THE NUMBERS tucked under a corner of the box and was even more blown away! Also, Megan threw in a few of her homemade spices in cute little chalkboard jars (great minds think alike haha)

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They look amazing! Can’t wait to try themย  all ๐Ÿ™‚

Thank you Megan for the awesome loot and thank you Lara for hosting this amazing little swap.


– Jessica


Trash to Treasure

My chair is done! Stain is still drying so it will be a little more cherry BUT you get the idea ๐Ÿ™‚


Gotta love finding treasures in your neighbors trash ๐Ÿ˜‰ Woot!

– Jessica

Chair Cushion Conspiracy


Why are chair cushions so fucking expensive?

Honestly, SO expensive. It’s a conspiracy!!! $25-30 for 1 cushion?!?!?!

I look on Etsy, a set of 4 for $130!

Unless it’s made of solid gold, there is no way in HELL I’m paying over $10 for a freaking cushion for asses to rest on and eventually SWEAT on as the cushions are for OUTDOOR USE.

Damn it.

– Jessica

New project(s)!

Twerking on two new projects!

Both will be sprucing up our backyard area and both were…wait for it…FREE!!!!!!!!!

Scrounged this “junk” from neighbors garbage piles! Woot!


Awesome chair and heavy! Started painting/sanding. Think I’ll stain the wood a dark cherry.


FREE phone table that will serve as a side table for my new FREE chair. Stole this beauty from my moms garage sale pile!

Oh wait…there’s more…

I stuffed this table, chairs and glass (not pictured) into the back of my car BY MYSELF. Seriously hilarious memory. Prob looked like a psycho, but HEY! It. Was. Free.


All of the chairs are getting fresh paint, new bottoms (courtesy of father in law) and new cushions!

Will upload pics of the finished products ๐Ÿ˜‰

– xoxo, Jessica


This past weekend I helped my mom begin the LONG process of organizing and redecorating her house.

It will be long and exhausting because:

1) The house is PACKED with furniture. Literally, we have to walk sideways in some hallways and rooms thanks to my hoarding father (may he rest in peace).

2) My mom can’t help but be a bit emotional during the process. Every antique or picture or random thing has a story or argument behind it (he used to “decorate” aka attach random things to the wall like a friggin Applebee’s when we weren’t home)

3) Have I mentioned she has custody of my 4 year old mildly autistic niece? Yeah. Basically we are attempting to do all of this work while entertaining this sweet doll baby…


Wow, makes me tired just typing all that!

Anyways, here’s the result of Phase 1: Guest Room. Kicking myself for not taking a before of what the room looked like before we rearranged the furniture!


My mom wanted less depressing and less overwhelming. I think we are off to a great start!

What do you think?

– xoxo, Jessica